Hey, this is Katie! Me and Margaret wrote our first Hatter rant last night! We'll try to improve with each rant, but this is the start.
You know I never understood gingers. They've got hair that's red, they steal souls and they just don't understand that people should not be that white! And you know what, I don't understand princesses either. They have pretty hair and white teeth and long dresses, but they always die, die, die!!!! WHO KILLS INNOCENT GIRLS? And not to mention those obnoxious kids with 'swag', you know? They're gonna live in a box when they're older. I don't understand how to use Twitter. You tweet like a bird but then follow like a hound dog. It's stalker-like yet socially acceptable. HOW?!?! And Facebook? God, just shoot me! I mean, it's for birthdays. Bottom line. Shooting... Shooting... Guns are black and metal. WHY. Why can't they be white? Guns have bullets and bullet sounds like mullet. OH GOD I had a mullet when I was in school... The kids all made fun of me. You know that awkward stage a guy sometimes has when you make bad decisions and you play lacrosse and you decide to enter the school talent show singing Christina Aguilera? There weren't any kids with swag. You either swam or sunk. BUT I FLEW BECAUSE I CAN SEE THE FUTURE. I TWEETED. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
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