Hatter Rant 5/4/13

"You know those people who look smart but don't act it? Like "Manhattan is in Brooklyn...". Fire is apparently unstoppable. WATER, JESUS. WALKING ON WATER. Have you noticed how some people have no common sense? Although, who am I to talk? I have common sense, but that doesn't mean I'm sane. OH NO. But there are people who ask if rainbows are colorful. RAINBOWS. People ask me about my wall of hats. Of course, I've worn every single one.. Even the tiara! Yes, that was an interesting night. Anywho, you know how fairy tales make no sense? I mean, they're just raunchy.. I've worn Peter Pan's hat, and Cinderella's crown, but somehow they always meet terrible ends. The original Ariel, she murdered herself and turned into foam on the ocean. How? And why? And not to mention Snow White's story. She lives with seven middle aged men? Come on. STRANGER DANGER. STRANGER DANGER. And one last thing... How about Sleeping Beauty? She could have been dead for all the prince knew... NECROPHILIA!!!!!!!!!!"